A-S-U!

When ASU scores, Sparky does one push-up for each of the team's total points.

Sparky

I'm doing one jumping jack for each push-up.  I told you, trying whatever I can to meet this kid!

Jumping jack update #1:

ASU 3 ND 0

Just made me need to pee.

Jumping jack update #2:

ASU 6 ND 0

More pee. Maybe a Braxton Hicks contraction in there.

Jumping jack update #3:

ASU 13 ND 7

Haven't done this much jumping in 9 months. Getting my heart rate up in preparation for labor. 

Jumping jack update #4:

ASU 20 ND 24

My "jumping" was a little too uncomfortable, so I changed to bouncy dance steps with jumping jack arms.

Jumping jack update #5:

ASU 27 ND 27

Bouncy dance steps with jumping jack arms are much better. Also, gotta pee. 

Jumping jack update #6:

ASU 34 ND 37

0:11 seconds left- I wasn't counting on another score.

103 "jumping jacks" later...

No win, and no labor. Oh well, at least, as of last night, it's officially KU basketball season!

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